cool science experiment

This sounds crazy but it seems you can make some kind of wierd-science metronome-looking high voltage motor with your tv, some coke cans, wire, tape, a ball point pen, and aluminum foil. check it out here

the site it's from looks sweet too. www.scitoys.com

some commercials to really take you there

it's not often that you come across commercials that remind you of what it's like to not be at work and really let you go on a mini-vacation, if not just for 20 seconds. pick the one that sounds the nicest, turn up the volume, enjoy the music, and escape:

Classic Auto (MPG 3.38 MB)

Beautiful day at the Golf Course (MPG 3.38 MB)

Some Relaxing Meditation (MPG 3.38 MB)

courtesy of the vacation specialists at K-fee

Stop Quoting Dave Chappelle. You Have No Idea Who Lil Jon Is.

by Matt Loker

Oh, that’s hilarious! You really are Rick James, b*tch. What? OKAY! Nothing irks me more than people who refer to the “Little John” sketch. First of all, he’s LIL JON, not Little John. Little John was one of Robin Hood’s Merry Men. Lil Jon is a dirrrty southern rapper who likes to get crunked. Other differences of note:

Little John first became friends with Robin Hood, says the legend, when Robin tried to cross a bridge and was challenged by John to a battle of quarterstaffs. Lil Jon once said “All skeet skeet motherf*ckers. All skeet skeet g*d d*mn.”

According to folklore, Little John was famous for being seven feet tall. Lil Jon often feels seven feet tall when he’s high on PCP.

Little John was buried at Hathersage in Derbyshire, England. Lil Jon doesn’t know where England is located, how to spell it, or what a map is.

Just as Eskimos have 30 different words for snow, Lil Jon knows many more synonyms for “v*gina” and “intoxicated” than Little John.

Little John is written of as being a skilled player of the lute, a stringed medieval musical instrument. Lil Jon’s songs often feature whistles, which are musical instruments in the same way that a crying baby is a musical instrument.

Little John, along with Robin of Loxley and his merry band, carried the hopes of the blighted rural peasantry of England upon their noble shoulders. Lil Jon makes songs about banging strippers.

Little John’s secretary was named Kennedy, and Lil Jon’s secretary was named Lincoln. Weird, huh?

Top Eleven Lethal Mixed Drinks

11. Rum and Choke
10. Anything from Pike
9. Smirnoff Ice Pick in the Heart
8. Unprotected Sex on the Beach
7. Drive-by Shooter
6. Manhattan Project
5. White Russian Roulette
4. Shirley Temple (see her career)
3. Three Mile Island Iced Tea
2. Schnapps Your Neck
1. Margarita: the Tijuana Hooker with AIDS

Top Ten Reasons to Kick Someone in the Shins

1. Magical shins grant wishes
2. Shins belong to the man who killed your family
3. You’re a soccer player and in a few moments you’re going to pretend that in fact, you were the one was kicked in the shins, fooling the gullible South American or European ref yet again
4. You hate Mondays, Mondays is walking by
5. “Shins” is how people in your country say “it”
6. Their shins are on fire
7. You haven’t kicked anyone in the shins yet today
8. The shins belong to Hitler
9. Because you’re Jean Claude Van Damme and that’s what you do. You kick. The shins are incidental.
10. You already kicked them in the nads

better than sitting at a desk

WILTON, CT – Billionaire adventurer Norton P. Winslow III is attempting to enter the record books by flushing himself to China. "I did the hot air balloon thing. I did the Everest thing. I swam the English Channel. To be honest, I was running out of challenges."

To prepare for the feat, Winslow will be going on a crash diet until he is "roughly the size and shape of a kielbasa." At a cost of over $25 million, a special team of scientists will be fashioning the airtight tube that will keep the adventurer alive for the estimated nine days the journey will take

"Maybe I could be spending the money on something more useful to society, but frankly, I can't think of anything," said Winslow

life at the top

this guy's life is definitely going to be the next fox reality series. read about the new worlds tallest man

reminds me of when i was a kid

it took me 3 minutes to find that stupid waldo character,
but the music kept me entertained...
see if you can beat my time here:
online where's waldo

cool new coke promo

Date Posted: May 5, 2004, 2:20 PM
Source: FCC / Phone Scoop sources

The FCC yesterday approved an entirely new type of cellular device designed exclusively for a Coca-Cola promotion to take place this summer. The device, which is shaped like a soda can, includes a specialized GSM cellular phone and a GPS location-tracking device. According to a reliable source at Coca-Cola, winners in the giveway will find the device in a 12 pack of Coca-Cola cans. One of three buttons connects the winner with a company representative, who will explain that the person has won a Chevrolet Equinox SUV. Pressing a different button activates the GPS beacon, which sends the winner's location to the company, which will then deliver the prize to the winner's location. Australian marketing company Momentum Worldwide developed the device for Coca-Cola.

Full Story... click here

found a good office slang dictionary

check it out here:
office slang dictionary

just press play - possibly the funniest thing ever

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you can post from aywhere

You can use your cell phone to post by sending sms emails to the blog. I wish I had an ice cream sandwich right now.... mmmmm..... Ice cream

it's kinda like mass email

but it's a little bit less intrusive. it's mass email on your own terms. as long as it all stays clean. you can share whatever shenanegins you're up to or remind people about events, or even dis your favorite combover    sweet.

 

cea blog

this is an attempt to get a blog going that lets us connect with each other all the while being shackeled to our cells (but looking like we're working). it probablly won't work, but it's worth a try.