Top Ten Reasons to Kick Someone in the Shins

1. Magical shins grant wishes
2. Shins belong to the man who killed your family
3. You’re a soccer player and in a few moments you’re going to pretend that in fact, you were the one was kicked in the shins, fooling the gullible South American or European ref yet again
4. You hate Mondays, Mondays is walking by
5. “Shins” is how people in your country say “it”
6. Their shins are on fire
7. You haven’t kicked anyone in the shins yet today
8. The shins belong to Hitler
9. Because you’re Jean Claude Van Damme and that’s what you do. You kick. The shins are incidental.
10. You already kicked them in the nads