Top Eleven Lethal Mixed Drinks

11. Rum and Choke
10. Anything from Pike
9. Smirnoff Ice Pick in the Heart
8. Unprotected Sex on the Beach
7. Drive-by Shooter
6. Manhattan Project
5. White Russian Roulette
4. Shirley Temple (see her career)
3. Three Mile Island Iced Tea
2. Schnapps Your Neck
1. Margarita: the Tijuana Hooker with AIDS